tangents and digressions

an exercise in nonlinear thinking

I’ve been tempted before…

But now I cannot resist. A friend of a friend is doing great things in the blogosphere. And I cannot not share this (suck on that double-negative).

Premise: He’s creating an unsustainable blog per day for a year.

#88:

Written by spurned highschool lover Chaz (and read by lover-spurner Brianne and a few of her friends), this emotional roller coaster of a blog really shows Brianne whats what, and why she is the royal bitch that she is. Brianne is obviously not happy about this… but can love prevail in this epic blog of highschool angst, woe and teenage sex?

It’s all in the comments…

Seriously… it’s all in the comments. Brilliant. An excerpt:

I dumped her like two days ago…

It’s true… I dumped her ass and she was all like “No, you can’t do that” and I was all like “Watch me Brianne!” And I left and made out with Cynthia, her best friend, right in front of her to show her how much i hate her guts. GOD, what a BITCH!
POSTED BY CHAZ AT 7:44 PM

15 COMMENTS:

briannestephenson said…

Okay, first off chaz, you royal d-bag, you didn’t dump me… I DUMPED YOU! WHY DON’T YOU GROW UP!

JULY 7, 2009 8:33 PM
briannestephenson said…

AND you never, NEVER made out with Cynthia in front of me… that is totally bullshit…

JULY 7, 2009 8:36 PM
Chaz said…

Ohhhhh! Look who’s crawling back! Just had to come find my blog where i’m just telling the truth about you, Brianne! I’M TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT BRIANNE HERE EVERYBODY! LOOK AT WHAT A FUCKING BITCH SHE IS!

Eat me Brianne! I soooo dumped you.

JULY 7, 2009 8:37 PM
briannestephenson said…

oh really, crawling back? Is that what you think I’m doing right now? Crawling back? to check out what stupid as shit stuff you’re going to write on your blog? Yeah. I’m crawling back chaz. As soon as I go make out with Derek.

JULY 7, 2009 8:47 PM

So much angst… so little time.

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